this was at this weird house party i went to in 2011 that i went to with my friend + her mum bc her mum had been invited by this guy hitting on her who works @ my friend’s college and the house was full of adults and people over 25 dancing to snake charming music and drinking mulled wine. beforehand i had tried to see how many shots i could take in the lid of my vodka bottle in a minute (8 i think) so it wasn’t even like i needed the free alcohol but whatever.
me and this romanian guy (who looked like keanu reeves which was the most important thing) had a short but moving entanglement with a tragic goodbye (my parting words to him were “please don’t go back to romania”) and i spent a week or two fixating on him after he added me on facebook and i worked out he was 11yrs older than me before going back to my regular schedule of coming to terms with dying alone.
the best surname i have ever found in a cemetery
